I'm not sure what has gotten into me today, but I am feeling EXTRA sneaky. I started off my morning by scarfing a paper towel and leaving small wet bits around the house. I proceeded to master the child locks on the kitchen cabinets to crawl under the sink and explore some interesting bottles. When Mommy took me upstairs to distract me, I found her purse and dumped it out to investigate its contents. I went to find Mommy, who was cleaning the bathtub, and since she was busy I had to amuse myself somehow. I opened up the lid to the toilet and starting plunking my tub toys inside, one by one. That was very satisfying, and it got Mommy's attention. Further experimentation with the toilet revealed that pulling on a small shiny lever makes the toilet emit a satisfying "swish" sound.
In other news, I have come to the realization that my food simply tastes better when Mommy blows on it first, so I refuse to take a bite until she does so. If she forgets, I purse my lips and blow a little to remind her how. Dinner seems to really be going my way since I learned how to say that I want more or that I want a drink using my hands.